1. meatmodel:

    my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  3. "what the fuck"
    — pluto in july 2013, moments after hearing the news that he isn’t a planet anymore    (via manhattanfrom-thesky)

    (Source: mydogsnokes, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  5. henat:

    still relevant

    (Source: matthewtowles, via breadmaakesyoufat)

  6. katara:

    this is my favorite tweet of 2014

    (via breadmaakesyoufat)


  7. fleeten:

    don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

    (via ohlove-natural)


  8. luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    (via ohlove-natural)


  9. saddestblogger:

    when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u


    (via andrewquo)

    Tagged #heh

  10. brinepools:

    reasons I can relate to a possum:

    -tired & unkempt, smells weird
    -emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
    -no work ethic
    -lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
    -will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
    -sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

    (via pheromoans)


  11. lvysaur:

    sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it

    (Source: nxte, via cuban-bread)

  12. kvncause:

    Homegirl on a mission

    (Source: 0925home, via breadmaakesyoufat)


  13. pimpdaddytavros:

    i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

    (via australiansanta)

    Tagged #gpoy

  14. svveden:

    when somebody jokes about ur insecurities


    (via andrewquo)


    1. outfit game: on point
    2. mental health game: ?????
    Tagged #lol